The left seems to believe swapping genders is totes harmless. Thus every little Susie with a liking for Tonka Trucks should mutilate herself into Sam (see ‘Mother’ Shamelessly Exploits Her Struggling Trans Child to Get Likes on Facebook and Child Abuse? Parents Encourage 7-Year-Old “Transgender” Boy to Live as a “Her”). Conservatives call it "child abuse," but leftists refer to it as progress. Commence the pumping of ungodly amounts of hormones into those tiny prepubescent bodies straight away! #Caring

A quick snip may be a simple solution for some. This youngster wasn't so fortunate. Now he's transitioning genders for the third time in his short life. Yay progress!

Ria – who was born Brad – became ­Britain’s youngest sex-swap patient at 15. Doctors controversially backed her belief she was a girl in a boy’s body. But with her life spiralling out of control as she struggled with her new identity – and the fears of never being accepted as a woman – Ria decided to transition back and live her life instead as a gay man.

Before having crucial surgery, she ended her treatment and became Brad again soon after her 18th birthday.

Look mom, no hands genitals!

Quick question: how many times can one swap back and forth between being a dude and being a lady-dude? You'd think certain things can't be undone.

But five years on Ria is more certain than ever that is not the real her – and is making her second attempt at becoming a woman to have the future she always dreamed of. Stung by critics who accused her of “wasting” thousands of pounds of NHS cash on her abandoned transformation, Ria has vowed she will fund her own surgery.

When Ria became the youngest person in the UK to be prescribed female hormones, they played havoc with her mental health, sending her into a spiral of self-destruction. By 18 she had twice attempted suicide. She had turned to drugs, gone through violent relationships and, to her regret, dabbled in prostitution.

Imagine my surprise. This is just a single example showing the failure of transitioning. Indulging delusion doesn't actually fix their mental health. This poor lad lives in a culture which encourages him to maim himself to achieve an impossible fantasy. The result? He's but a husk of a man now. Also, he wasted tons of NHS money on these halfway procedures, so there's that.

Let's dispel with the myth that the left cares about these people. Just take a look at the results. The filleted penises speak for themselves.

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