Critics who have hate in their hearts and don't believe in true love have been calling the budding relationship between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift a publicity stunt. I disagree entirely. These two crazy kids look perfect for each other. And while both Brittany and Jackson Mahomes are upset there is a new Queen of Chiefs Kingdom, the rest of us know romance when we see it.

However, IF I were Travis Kelce, I might be okay with news of my relationship with TayTay taking attention off of me becoming a corporate sell-out to Big Pharma and Pfizer.

Just saying. These videos:

Are taking attention away from this video:

"With my schedule, saving time is key. The CDC says you can get this season’s updated SCMOVID-19 shot when you get your flu shot if you’re due for both. That’s why I got two shots in one stop! Ask your doctor or pharmacist if it would be right for you. You can also visit CDC’s schmaccines.gov to learn more and schedule an appointment."

Travis Kelce sold out as a shill for the Fauci Ouchie. He shut off comments on Instagram.

This video is for US residents only and is intended to be viewed as it was originally produced in partnership with Pfizer. The information provided is for educational purposes only and is not intended to replace discussions with a healthcare provider.

The "partnership with Pfizer" is the saddest part about this. Had Kelce been working with the Biden Adminstration as part of their schmaccine agenda, it would still be pathetic but pathetic in a way celebrities always join Democrats. Kelce cut an add DIRECTLY for Pfizer. Meaning he got himself a fat bag of cash for doing so.

Kelce is shilling for Pfizer the same way he shills for Cambpell's Chucky Soup. Or... *checks notes* ... wait, he shills for Bud Light too? I'm beginning to think his PR rep has purple hair, a mustache, and pronouns in her bio.

Other athletes like Aaron Rodgers and Novak Djokovic have more integrity when it comes to Big Pharma, I guess. Enjoy your elventieth booster, Killer Trav!

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