Say what you will about Donald Trump and his re-election campaign, his ads have all been on point. Some have been hard-hitting; others had a certain comedic panache you usually don't see in a presidential race (see NEW TRUMP AD SENDS POWERFUL MESSAGE TO SECRET TRUMP SUPPORTERS AFRAID TO SPEAK OUT and THIS TRUMP VIDEO HAS BIDEN 'SWIMMING' WITH BERNIE AND AOC, AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING). The one that you are about to watch falls into the latter category. I don't know if it will drive voters in Michigan or Wisconsin, but I do know it will make you spit coffee out of your nose in laughter.

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I detect notes of Boomer energy, referencing a classic Bob Hope bit. You know the one I'm talking about

If I were to offer one criticism, they could have taken this so much further. Everyone loves a good zombie movie. Straight-up go "George A. Romero's Biden of the Dead." Get the guy who directed the Dan Crenshaw joint. The internet is lousy with stock footage of Antifa that can easily be misconstrued as an actual brain-dead zombie attack. We need Donald Trump defending the country from a zombie attack, with a big-ass gun. It would be every MAGA meme combined AND brought to real life. Leftists would go to Defcon eleventy with outrage. The media would fact-check that, no, Donald Trump was not actually warding off a zombie invasion.

But most importantly, I think Donald Trump himself would really enjoy holding a grossly oversized anti-Zombie rifle and yelling "MAGA Deez Nuts" as he takes out one zombie after another with a clear head shot.

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