Fire and Fury, the book by creeptastic Dr. Evil doppelgänger Michael Wolff, is what's hot on the streets at the moment. It's the book claiming Trump is a universally despised, illiterate pea-brain with mental issues. Leftists, the author included, were touting it as a death blow to Trump. Except most of the stories are giant lies. The backlash is prompting the author to backtrack and claim impartiality.

For reals:

Liberal journalist Michael Wolff, the man who has bragged that his new book will “finally bring down” the Trump presidency, on Monday absurdly insisted that he has “no political agenda.” To which CBS This Morning co-host Norah O’Donnell responded, “Fair enough. Fair enough.”

This came seconds after Wolff mocked Trump as stupid: “I can reliably say Donald Trump has never read a work of fiction.” He then claimed, “But the important point I want to make is this book is not about my impression of the President. I came into this with no agenda. I continue to have no political agenda.”

Just the other day, author-man was hyping up his book as the death knell for the Trump presidency. Now that his bullhickey is being picked apart by everyone everywhere, including former heads of state? "Oh hey guys! There's no left-wing angle. I promise! I was just reporting the news as I saw it." Have you ever seen a bigger douchetastic dunce in your life?

The left built this book up to be the beginning of the end for the Trumpinator. Now that things aren't really playing out that way, they're trying to flip the script. Not gonna work, peeps. The internet is forever. Your lies aren't going to fool us.

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