Any of you Second Amendment-loving folks out there know how rough the past eight years has been for us gun nuts. We were under constant threat of having our boom-sticks snatched out of our (cold, dead) hands. You practically had to offer sexual favors just to score a box of ammo. All thanks to our former anal-fissure-in-chief, Barry Obama. Those worries are now (seem to be) a thing of the past. The new guy addressed the National Rifle Association, and he seems to be on our side...

On the eve of his 100^th day in office, President Trump rallied a convention of the National Rifle Association by vowing to "never, ever infringe" on Second Amendment rights and declaring his predecessor's alleged "assault" on those freedoms is over.

“I am here to deliver you good news: the eight-year assault on your Second Amendment freedoms has come to a crashing end,” Trump told the cheering crowd.

Trump is the first sitting president to address an NRA convention in more than three decades. The last president to do so was Ronald Reagan in 1983.

Well praise the Lord and pass the ARs...

It's about time we had a president with a little bit of respect for the gun rights. Instead of a pantywaist mama's boy who thinks guns are yucky. Now that we have a pro-2A Prez, the black rifles are back in stock and the shelves are packed with cheap ammo. Preppers are exiting their underground fallout shelters and heading in the direction of their nearest gun range. It must be a sad day to be a leftist.

Innocent people's lives are saved with the lead-sprayers all the time (read BOOM! Good Samaritan Saves Cop Under Attack. Fills Perp Full Of Lead…). Criminal dickbags get expedited into the great beyond as well, thanks to the ever-trusty hand-cannon (see AWESOME: Three Burglars Break Into House. Get DROPPED by Homeowner’s Son with AR-15…). Yet, for decades, leftists have been working tirelessly to ban the guns, ensuring that only your friendly neighborhood crackhead will have access to them.

A little common sense has returned to the White House. On the issue of guns, at least. No more emotional appeals for gun bans. No more fact-less lectures on the evils of the "assault rifles." Just a helluva lot of 5.56 slugs smashing through jugs of leftist tears at 3,000 feet-per-second. God bless America.

Speaking of common sense...

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