Adam Schiff is the foremost douchenugget pushing whacked-out conspiracies of Trump and the Russkies. Seeing as the Mueller report is turning out to be a bust, the weasel-like Schiffy-boy is now the butt of many a joke. Many of those zingers coming from Trumpy himself.

Well, the Donald is taking his trash-talking to a whole new level. His campaign just rolled out a new T-shirt design.

Get ready for this:

Little Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff

He spent two years knowingly and unlawfully lying and leaking. He should be forced to resign from Congress!

Everyone should buy a Pencil-Neck Adam Schiff shirt today!

NO COLLUSION. 100% Pencil-Neck!

Whoa...

Trump is the most savage of trolls, and I'm loving every second of it. Some of you might think this T-shirt is mean and going too far. Except a parody T-shirt isn't half as harsh as accusing someone of being a traitorous foreign agent.

Schiff is the same guy who's been dishonestly claiming the Donald secretly works for Mother Russia. The problem is nobody's found a bottle of Stoli in the drawer of the Resolute Desk. An Adidas tracksuit in Trump's closet. A picture of Trumpy slav-squatting with his comrades. This complete lack of evidence makes little Adam ripe for mockery.

The one thing I do know is this campaign is gonna be good times. The left has gone so left, the loopiness is off the charts. Nothing will beat seeing Trump give the same treatment to Spartacus, Fauxcahontas, Creepy Joe, and Beto O'Douche. All the while, the left's response will likely be "you're a fascist, racist, sexist, (insert bad thing) meanypants." They're really gonna have to step up their game.

While we're talking "fascist" Trump:

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