Some talking heads today are waxing eloquent about uniting. I appreciate their respect for the moral high ground, higher roads, greater consciousness. Blah, blah, blah. Let's be real, though: if Cankles had won the election, they'd be insufferable. Am I saying this is an excuse for our side to be obnoxious about rubbing Hillary's loss of the presidency in their face? Yes. Yes I am.

Congratulations to Donald Trump. There's going to be plenty of time today for us to go over "What this means" and "Where we go from here." Plenty of time. But right now, I really want to revel in some liberal tears. Consider this post a hodge podge of some of the greatest hits from last night's surprising election. In which Hillary Clinton lost her life's ambition of being president. She probably summoned Mephistopheles and sold her soul for the presidency. Then couldn't even face her supporters to concede.

Firstly, Donald Trump's victory speech:

Media liberals react to the news The Donald beat their Pantsuited Queen starting with Van Jones being an insufferable race-baiting, ingrown toenail.

Van Jones Weighs In...

First of all, it's rich that Van Jones is calling Trump a bully. Also, "afraid of breakfast?" You leftists really are wimps. Hillary Clinton was the greatest bully we've ever had run for office. She simply had a vagina, so y'all ignored it.

Cokie Roberts blames American for "muh sexism."

Non educated college white men" are responsible for Hillary's loss. How do you think her words would've gone over had she said anything but "white"?

No, liberals. The reason Donald Trump won? Hillary defines political corruption. Election 2016 was a referendum against everything she represented: media collusion, voter fraud, foreign policy which led to the rise of ISIS, political double-speak, political elitism, political entitlements, to name a few. Let's also not forget Trump's election means a final end to the Clinton Era.

Let that sink in.

Those of us on the right saw right past Hillary's pantsuit to power-hungry political demon she is. We didn't care about her "historic" candidacy of being a woman. We never bought into it. The people who voted against Hillary Clinton voted for America. Got it?

Before I sign off on this post (to get the next one started!) check out these liberal tears:

Rachel Maddow!

Aaaaaannnnd the one from Sarah Silverman:

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