A full week after Halloween, noodle-limbed ninja-wannabes mobbed-up outside of Tucker Carlson's home. This is what happens when mothers don't spank their whiny brat children enough. Footage:

Make no mistake, this was a mob meant to intimidate and terrorize Tucker Carlson, for Tucker Carlson's sin of not being a leftist foot soldier. And possibly for having forearms larger than now-banned plastic straws.

"We know where you sleep at night!" is meant to inflict fear not only in Tucker, but in his wife and children. Don't we have a word for groups which exist and act to terrorize?

Oh that's right, terrorists. DOMESTIC TERRORISTS? AntiFa Violently Attack Journalist and Here's Why FBI is Finally Investigating Antifa Members.

I'd say the Democrats and greater left should come forth to denounce these little booger gremlins, but I've already put in a request to God for a lottery win. One pipe dream at a time.

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