Tucker Carlson had a busy few days of setting (soon to be former) GOP political candidates on fire. No one is sure of Mike Pence's whereabouts after Tucker's disembowelment of him live on stage. It was the topic of discussion on Sunday shows where Chris Christie attacked Tucker's views on the Ukraine War. Yet when Carlson offered to have a longer conversation with him... Christie whiffed.

Christie, when asked how he would have responded to Tucker Carlson's Ukraine questions if he had the opportunity to (which he did but opted not to go to Iowa), claimed "I would say 'You've always been wrong about this, Tucker. And you're still wrong.'"

Tucker offered Christie the opportunity to have a longer conversation. Christie reportedly refused.

I don't hate Christie. His time would have been eleven years ago when GOP primary voters were looking for anyone other than the candidates who announced they were running, though he still has a role to play. But for a guy whose main campaign issue is how big of a pussy Donald Trump would be if/when he refuses to debate in front of the American people, I can smell Christie's vagina from here. Though that hint of yeast in the air could be donuts.

Christie called Tucker Carlson out on television, saying what he would say to Tucker's face. Tucker responded, "Come say it to my face." Christie refuses. When given the option of nutting up or shutting up, Christie chose this to be a rare time when he shuts up. Maybe he's protective of his 2.5% nationally. Maybe he called Mike Pence for advice, but Pence was too busy sitting in the shower in the fetal position mumbling "that's not my concern" to take the call.

Either way, Christie's ego did not permit him to answer Tucker's challenge. It's a shame because I think it would be a valuable discussion. I have no doubt that Christe and Tucker would be cordial with each other. But when Congress, the media, and Big Tech keep saying we CAN'T ask questions about Ukraine let alone debate it, America could use thirty minutes of Tucker and Christie arguing their views on this topic.

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