Leftists put stock in the silly notion that gender is all in your imagination, not in your knickers. Do you have chest hair, a Barry White-like bass voice, and a pair of walnuts in your Fruit Of The Looms? Traditionally, those traits indicate you're a bro. No, that's not opinion. That's science, man. To your average progressive though, those things mean nothing if, on the inside, you're feeling pretty. Oh so pretty. Make sense to you? Me neither. On Tucker Carlson's show, the Tuck made mincemeat of a DNC lunatic advisor who made such claims...

A transgender advocate struggled to answer simple questions about the science of gender identity in a discussion about former President Obama’s transgender bathroom decree Thursday on Tucker Carlson Tonight.

“Let’s move from the politics to the science,” Carlson said to Zac Petkanas, Democratic National Committee senior advisor.

“There’s no biological anchor to sex anymore. It’s all determined by the individual,” he said. “So my obvious question for you is, how do I know if a person’s male or female? Is there some absolute standard people have to meet to be male or female, other than what they say?”

“One’s gender identity is enough to show what gender they are,” Petkanas replied.

“I want you to name a single scientist, just one, who says you can determine your own sex just by saying so,” Carlson said. “What’s the science exactly that you are what you say you are? Can I change my race too?”

“No,” Petkanas replied, insisting “this is about inherently who people are.”

Tucker hit the nail, right on the cue-balled, weasel-like head. If gender is just a construct, then so must be your race, age, height, or even nationality. Or species. Remember, some people believe they're not members of our click "Homo Sapiens." This gal think's she's a kitty cat. Don't object, or she'll scratch your eyes out. Probably with her hind legs.

So if people are men simply because they say they are, and women think they're cats because... they like cats, we can carry this all the way to the finish line. If I feel like I am a middle-aged 7-foot-tall black Spaniard, you have to call me Arturo Montalban and look up when you talk to me. If not, you're a bigot.

I can also say I'm 75 years old and start collecting social security. When I'm feeling the travel itch, can I not walk into an airport and declare myself J.K. Rowling, please fetch me thy finest private airplane? If we can subvert the reality of not only ourselves, but demand everyone else conform to our version of reality, where exactly is the line? If you can declare your sex to be whatever you'd like, why not age? Why not height? Can reality be subverted for just biological identity or social status? If I say I'm Donald Trump, can I fly Air Force One to Maui?

If you laugh at any of my suggestions, I declare you to be a bigot. Whether you identify as one or not.

Oh yeah, we can also become dragons too...

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