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Tucker Carlson dropped X with Barstool's Dave Portnoy on Thursday night, and political Twitter is going to have a field day with it. Carlson agreed that Donald Trump is too old to be president, so it'll be fun to see how Trump marks react to that. But Tucker's comments about Fox News are what's going to upset the journalsiming entertainment complex as an entity.

Portnoy got Tucker to open up about his Fox News firing. And while Carlson claimed to have always gotten along with the Murdochs, it was the people he dealt with near the end of his run that caused things to go south.

"The Murdochs were always nice. They never got in my way at all. But there were... it’s a company run by fearful women. You know what I mean? And there were always second-tier people who were hassling my producers."

Side note: Am I the only one who hears "Tucker on X" and pictures him tweaking and waving around glow sticks as he waits for the beat to drop? It's not like younger Tucker didn't know how to party.

The journalsiming entertainment complex will have its claws out and claim that Carlson attacked "women." But I feel he's using the word in the figurative sense. A descriptor that also describes Fox News employees who were both male and sniviling pussies, and that they were the ones harassing his producers as well. They weren't literal women. Tucker is using "women" as a descriptor of how people act. Not unlike how Dylan Mulvaney uses the noun.

It's 2023. If men can self-identify as women, Tucker Carlson can self-identify men as women too. It's what we call equity.

Or maybe Tucker was talking about actual women and they wouldn't calm down whenever he questioned why we're sending so much money to Ukraine. Only Carlson knows for sure.

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