This story is going to bug you because the conspiracy theorists were right again. But what else is new, right?

It may sound Un-Bee-Lievable to you, but some people really do want us to eat ze bugs.

Chicken giant Tyson Foods has announced it is jumping on the bug bandwagon and will be expanding its production to include insect protein to fight climate change. Or at least it has something to do with a rain dance and controlling the wind, I think.

I hope this means that the nutritional content is at the very least, comparable to chicken.

Just imagine it, a bunch of dead crickets smashed up into a bug patty. With a side of French flies, of course.

Ew. I’ll pass.

I am not a fan of a crunchy burger anyway.

Tyson Foods announced it has reached an agreement for a two-fold investment with Protix, the leading global insect ingredients company.

“The strategic investment will support the growth of the emerging insect ingredient industry and expand the use of insect ingredient solutions to create more efficient sustainable proteins and lipids for use in the global food system,” according to a press release.

No matter how many insects humans end up eating, I just really do not see how that will save the planet.

“Our partnership with Protix represents the latest strategic investment by Tyson Foods in groundbreaking solutions that drive added value to Tyson Foods’ business,” said John R. Tyson, chief financial officer of Tyson Foods. “The insect life cycle provides the opportunity for full circularity within our value chain, strengthening our commitment to building a more sustainable food system for the future.”

How many insects do we have to eat in order to control the weather?

We are going from eating chickens to eating chicken food. But the only problem is, we are not chickens.

“You vill own nothing, you vil eat ze bugs, and you vill be happy."

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So shut up and eat ze bugs.

We shall call them “land shrimp.” Oh, and maggots are also an “edible” bug, in case you were wondering.

Leftists keep saying that by simply living, we are destroying the environment. And that we must drastically change everything about our lives in order to adhere to their pagan religion.

We are not even allowed to eat what humans have been eating since the beginning of time because the summer temperatures might be one degree hotter. But even if the earth is getting warmer, why is that such a bad thing?

They actually cannot answer that. That is why they call it “climate change” instead of global warming. They literally want the climate to stay exactly the same. And any change is considered bad to them. That makes no sense because the weather literally changes by the second but okay, go off I guess.

Everything about leftism and environmentalism is based on an anti-human sentiment.

It sees humans as nothing more than livestock who need to be controlled. You can only eat what livestock eats. You must live in a cage-like pod just like livestock. And you will own nothing because you are livestock.

How many pounds of maggots does it take to even compare to the nutritional content in one pound of beef?

Nothing the environmental alarmist has predicted has even remotely come true.

Too bad for progressives, but the environment does not have some right to exist in the way leftists imagine. That is a paganistic and anti-human worldview and is absolutely reprehensible.

Not that their climate rituals have done anything to control the amount of snow we get.

I am really getting tired of these ant-ics.

Tyson has nasty chicken anyway. I highly doubt their bugs will be even better. But companies like Tyson were never about quality anyway.