You feel for this poor schlub. All he wanted to do was see some naked girls. Instead, as this video grows more viral, he's going to be the subject of ridicule from his boys for the rest of his life. I was not surprised to know the incident took place in Upstate New York. They go hard in Upstate America.

Our story takes place outside the nudie bar. Where the breasts may be fake, but boy do they shake...

Hey bro, I'm going to ask you one more time. Do you wanna go to the strip club, or do you wanna go home buddy?

If I had a dollar for every time I had to be asked that, I'd wind up giving it to someone girl from Schenectady who thinks I believe she's working her way through med school.

My dude played his Saturday night all wrong. You are supposed to get sh*tfaced when you get TO the strip club. This guy started off drunk AT HOME. He decided he wanted to go to the nudie bar, where you see their butt and their trap stays shut. But, it would appear, all those shots of Tito's caught up to him and he blacked out in the back of an Uber.

And the police had to get involved TWICE! Once when they pulled the car over and attempted to talk to the dude. Then, when the Uber driver drove him home and gave him options, he was too drunk to choose any options. So the police got called back.

Not a day goes by I don't thank God there were no Ubers or social media during my blackout-drunk days. It's going to stink for this guy when this video resurfaces as he's running for the Assembly.

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Hey bro, I'm going to ask you one more.