Isn't this the way the Canadian fruitcake crumbles, eh? Time has obtained a photo from a college yearbook showing Justin Trudeau, Canada's esteemed Prime Minister who doubles as a perfect embodiment of soy, wearing brownface for an "Arabian Night" themed party. Feast your eyes:

From Time:

The photograph has not been previously reported. The picture was taken at an “Arabian Nights”-themed gala. It shows Trudeau, then the 29-year-old son of the late former Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, wearing a turban and robes with his face, neck and hands completely darkened. The photograph appears in the 2000-2001 yearbook of West Point Grey Academy, a private day school where Trudeau was a teacher.

According to the rules of Outrage and Cancel Culture, Justin Trudeau must resign. Promptly. Preferably yesterday. But certainly now, before it's too late. Followed by a promise to talk to the peoples who hail from the Middle East, since that is who Pretty Young Thing Trudeau insulted by putting the brown lotion on its skin.

Then, according to the rules of Outrage and Cancel Culture, Justin Trudeau can never work again. Not in government, not in entertainment, not as a hair model for Vidal Sassoon. The man is done. Kaput. Were you to stick a fork in him and not meet a goo-like consistency, he'd be done.

But you and I both know, like Ralph Northam who still serves as the Governor of Virginia, Trudeau will not resign. He's going to apologize and that'll be it. The rules never apply to loyal leftists, especially ones who glisten with the magic ferry dust of nearly every pet group the left has to offer.

Shane Gillis tells a joke, and he's done. White liberal privilege, am I right?

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