Muhammad fangirls and boys tossing acid in peeps' faces is an occurrence worth more than a back of the page mention. It's an especially big trend across the tea-swilling pond in the UK. After a few melted faces, the fine people of Britain have decided to crack down on this uninvited cosmetic procedure. Not by asking themselves "what's inspiring our Allahu Akbarring citizens to splash acid across innocent faces and how do we make them stop?" mind you. No, they're doing what any sensible government would do. Imposing acid control. Yes, really.

Britain will limit sales of sulphuric acid and outlaw the sale of such corrosive substances to children after a spate of assaults and its possible use to make bombs, interior minister Amber Rudd said on Tuesday.

Much to public alarm, the number of incidents where assailants have used acid has risen sharply, with police figures suggesting there had been more than 400 corrosive substance attacks in the six months to April this year.

Many victims were left with serious, life-changing injuries as a result.

The proposed new laws will make it illegal to sell the most harmful corrosive substances to under-18s while the carrying of acid in public without good reason will be banned.

A slew of attacks by Muslims and you guys think the acid is the problem?

This is how you know leftists have a soft spot for radical Islamists. Muslims mutilate innocent limeys with suicide vests, box trucks, and corrosive chemicals. The government's response? "Blame the inanimate object!" Never the scum-bucket pushing the detonator or mashing the accelerator. Or playing slip and slide with the acid.

It's the same thing with gun control. Every time there's a mass shooting, leftists want to blame Smith & Wesson and the NRA, instead of the crazed fruit loops or terrorists pulling the triggers. If we're going by their logic, guns possess people to commit murder. Keyboards "push hate speech." Forks are responsible for Tess Holliday's paunch.

Leftists always want to have "real talk" after a tragedy or crime. But they refuse to address the root cause of the problem. Instead, they trot out more useless regulations to expand their power. All in an attempt to avoid tackling the Sharia-compliant elephant in the room.

Face it guys, the problem isn't the availability of acid. It's the religious extremists who refuse to move past the sixth century.

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