Maybe the following is now considered "hate speech" but we shouldn't be surprised (nor are we) when an adult man who gets off by dressing up as a woman also engages in questionable sexual behaviors with people who aren't always adults. So it was with this fugly dudette, who got busted as a sick-pervert wanting to pork a dad and his two kids. Yes, this sicko wanted to make himself part of a sexual peanut butter and jelly sandwich. But it was all just a police tease. From the Daily Mail:

Robert Clothier, 37, who also goes by the name Lady James, turned up for a liaison with ‘Mark’ and his eight and 11-year-olds, but it was a police sting.

Clothier was arrested at Wimbledon train station in south-west London with a box of chocolate flavoured glow-in-the-dark condoms and pink children’s underwear from Primark.

He also had an Easter egg for each child, heart-shaped hairbands and a Lego toy, Southwark Crown Court heard.

At least Lady James wanted to please the children first with a little honoring of their childhood innocence with Legos and candy. Right before he shoved his tallywhacker up their tiny bodily crevices. Yes, I'm aware that is crude phrasing, but what else was this freak going to do with the kids while their papa watched after he was plowed?

This same pedo bragged at a separate pride parade all the way back in 2001, about being a pedo.

'I'm sweating like a paedophile in Mothercare it's so hot in here', he told the crowd during his drag gig.

LOL! Get it? He's joking about raping kids. HAHAHAHAHA.

When police raided his home they found plenty of child porn including cartoon depictions of fathers molesting their sons. But at least Lady James had stocked up on condoms to practice safe sex with a dad and two children. He also admitted he wanted the relationship to continue and not be a one-off. Isn't commitment beautiful?

Despite allllll of that, the UK courts sentenced him to 26 months in the clink. Because he hadn't raped any children up until getting caught for planning to rape children. So see, he's a good person who just acted on a long-dreamed-of fantasy. We gotta give second chances to these people. Wanting to rape kids is hardly as bad as possessing a butter knife. Or misgendering!

Perhaps Lady James will meet some nice man while in lockup. Some kindly fellow who will show Lady James how pedophiles should really be treated.

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