While some in Europe are starting to ban clothing (see Cannes, France Enforces Burkini Ban. Liberals Rage… and France Says “Enough!” Fights Islam by Banning Burkinis), they have a different idea in the UK. They want to allow police officers - POLICE OFFICERS - to wear a burka as their uniform. A burka.

The Police Chief thinks it will attract minorities.

West Midlands Police said it will discuss allowing the traditional Islamic dress - which covers the entirety of a woman's face and body - to become part of Muslim female officers' uniform.

At a recent meeting, Chief Constable David Thompson, said he would consider employing staff who wear a burka as he looks to increase black and minority ethnic (BME) officers in the region to 30 per cent.

Here's the problem with that Slappy, even Muslim's think it's a bad idea.

But today, even the Muslim Council of Britain said they would be against female officers wearing full-face burkas or niqabs. The organisation said they would find it 'very surprising' if the force allowed full-face coverings to be used. A spokesman said: 'In the media the term burka is used to describe the full face covering but the veil with the slit for the eyes is actually the niqab.

'The burka is actually the full gown which goes from shoulder to ankle with the face remaining clear.

'It would be very surprising if West Midlands Police were in favour of full-face coverings.

'The actual percentage of women wearing a niqab is very, very small and the women who do would probably not want to be in the police.'

How sad is your political correctness when even Muslims are laughing at you?

But what color are the police burkas?

If your'e feeling sadness, I have a way to lighten your mood. Remember the show Cops? "Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?" Okay. Replace the uniformed cops running down baddies with broads in burkas. I'm totally serious. Picture it in your mind. A "perp" is fleeing police on foot. A burka-clad Muslim woman pursues. In a burka. I know I said that already. But it's key to your mental picture. Also remember burka's don't flow. They're more like potato sacks, and less like wind-blown hair. If you're still not smiling, now imagine her trying to draw a baton from inside her burka. As she's screaming at the perp to stop.

Are you laughing? You're a racist, obviously, but at least you're enjoying yourself. I'm curious as to what color the police burkas are going to be. Highlighter yellow? Suicide vest red? Muslim wife black eye blue? The mind wonders.

Virtue signaling at its most embarrassing.

Let's call a niqab a niqab here. What the UK is doing is pure virtue signaling. They're waving their headscarfs, saying "HEY, ISLAMIC BROADS! We love you!" Well... no, I don't think that's the right tone. They're British after all. Maybe it's: "By jove, those Muslim women in burkas. You know what I think, chaps? Such ladies of the sheet would make fine constables. Don't you think so, Nigel? Mmm, yes, pass the tea please."

Because no. Terrible idea. For all the reasons already stated above. Cops have their own cop uniform. If someone wants to be a cop, they can wear the cop uniform. The end.

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