Two of the least surprising things you expected to happen have happened. The first is that UK TikToker Mizzy -- the guy who breaks into homes, attacks Jewish people, and steals people's dogs for social media clout -- was on the Piers Morgan Show. The second is that Mizzy claimed the only reason anyone criticizes him for breaking into homes, attacking Jewish people, or stealing people's dogs... is because he's black.

Morgan was not amused.

Morgan: Tell me about your life. What justifies this?

Mizzy: Are you saying because I'm black? Because I guarantee if I was white...

Morgan: I don't give a damn about your skin color. I just think you're an idiot.

The interview comes on the heels of Mizzy being arrested. Yes, breaking and entering into someone's home even as a prank is still illegal. Even in the UK. Though Morgan had an issue with that as well, saying Mizzy only got a tiny fine that showed no deterrent for Mizzy's behavior. Mizzy countered with a valid point:

The UK laws are weak. Simple as. That's not my fault.

When you have weak laws, bad people take advantage of those weak laws. Go figure.

Mizzy is what you get when you raise a generation without consequences, who also discovers the quickest way to become famous is to act like a schmuck on social media. That includes white people too. And I say this on behalf of the whites. If you look like me and break into my house, or attempt to steal my dog, or chase me in a parking lot pretending to pour gasoline on me... your ass is getting whooped.

It's not because you're black. It's because you're a dickhead.

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