If there was a Ukraine version of Matt Damon's "how do you like them apples" line from Good Will Hunting, it would be said by this badass Ukrainian woman. She walked up to an occupying Russian soldier to give him a gift of sunflower seeds. No, not to eat. To keep in his pocket. That way a beautiful flower can grow when his dead corpse lies on Ukrainian soil.

I'm counting on Twitter to provide an accurate translation here. I'll provide my own after the video. (h/t Barstool)

BADASS WOMAN: Hey, are you hungry?

COMMIE SOLDIER DOUCHE: Excuse me?

BADASS WOMAN: I asked are you hungry?

COMMIE SOLDIER DOUCHE: Sure, I can eat.

BADASS WOMAN: I have some sunflower seeds for you.

COMMIE SOLDIER DOUCHE: Well thank you. That's awfully neighborly.

BADASS WOMAN: Here. Eat some. And keep the rest in your pocket.

COMMIE SOLDIER DOUCHE: Why my pocket?

BADASS WOMAN: That way a beautiful flower can grow as your BLOODY CORPSE DECOMPOSES ON UKRAINE SOIL, YOU RUSKIE C*NT! UKRAINE UP IN HERE!

OTHER COMMIE SOLDIER DOUCHE: Dude, how did you fall for that one again?

There are going to be nothing but horrific images coming out of Ukraine. Heartbreaking glimpses into what's happening for the foreseeable future. Let's make sure we appreciate the fun ones while we have them.

And kudos to the bravery of this woman. I wouldn't go up to a Russian holding a rifle unless I had one, too. Even then, I'd rather be behind a car or on a rooftop. This tough broad walked up to him with seeds and called him a bitch to his face. Hats off to her!

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