New Jersey man Dean Eichler and his current wife will wake up in the morning. They'll take a drive to neighboring Rockland County in New York to watch the sunrise. And at some point during the journey, Eichler will stop by to visit his ex-wive's grave and urinate all over it. On occasion, he or his current wife will leave a bag of poop as well. The ex-wife's current kids are pissed about it.

I swear that's an unintentional pun.

Eichler, 68, was briefly married to Lisa Torello back in the 1970's. He left when she got pregnant claiming the child wasn't his. Since then, Torello had remarried and passed away five years ago.

In a plot twist, turns out it WAS his child because his biological daughter Renee Barragan is less than thrilled with her faather's actions: "It's heartbreaking to have this happen."

Michael Andrew Murphy, Torello's son, wants justice. "This is disgraceful to me, my family, and it's embarrassing [...] I can hear the urine hitting the ground."

It's been going on since the spring. The video only catches the urination and not the fecal deposit. Unclear is if it's his poop, his wife's poop, dog poop, or if he collects poop to put in the bag. Eichler is a petty enough douche to hold a fifty-year grudge over the woman he left. There is a good chance a screw or two is missing and he collects random poop.

Though maybe there is a good reason for the fifty-year grudge. We are only hearing one side of the story. It's the side on the wrong end of the urination. Perhaps Eichler has good reason to stage this non-violent act of defiance. Remember, it's important to always hear both sides.

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