While the Chinese and Russian armies are probably, I don't know, training barefoot in the snow or swallowing nails or something, the United States Army is preparing their troops for...integrating trans soldiers. In the showers. Where everyone is naked.

I am yet again reminded that every day we fall further from the grace of God.

The Trump administration banned transgender individuals with gender dysphoria from serving after a panel of experts concluded they could hinder readiness within the military and provoke division. The Biden administration's more "inclusive" approach involves forcing women to shower with naked men. Yay for unity!

On the bright side, the army is putting out very helpful guidance for when its female soldiers are confronted with a penis in their previously, and preferably, penis-free space.

Regarding showers, the training reads, "Soldiers must accept living conditions that are often austere, primitive, and characterized by little or no privacy." Female soldiers may soon find themselves showering next to "a female who has male genitalia." Commanders can install shower curtains and hooks, though it'll be on their own dime-- the army won't pay for such modern luxuries.

It's important to note that the military DOES pay for gender transition surgery and cross-hormone therapy. Gender transition surgeries can cost tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars, not to mention the pricey aftercare. But those pesky shower hooks? Now you're just being greedy.

The guidance also instructs soldiers how to react to a male who becomes pregnant, because that's something we're all supposed to pretend can happen in this bizarre reality. The guidance reads, "Understand that Soldiers who have transitioned gender may remain susceptible to medical conditions associated with their birth gender."

"Medical conditions" like...male pregnancy. If any actual male believes themselves to be pregnant, they should probably seek medical attention immediately. And not for the "baby."

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