Most presidents return to their home states post-presidency. George W. Bush moved back to Texas. Donald Trump will most likey move back to New York. Hillary would've returned to Oz, only to be redirected to her bedchambers in hell. I kid, of course. Hell won't have her either. Barack Obama, however, is moving but two miles away from the White House. And his gal pal Val is moving in with him.

Obama's goal, according to a close family friend, is to oust Trump from the presidency either by forcing his resignation or through his impeachment.

And Obama is being aided in his political crusade by his longtime consigliere, Valerie Jarrett, who has moved into the 8,200-square-foot, $5.3-million Kaloroma mansion with  the former president and Michelle Obama, long time best friends.

Jarrett played a vital - if at times low-key - role in the Obama presidency. She lived in the White House, dined with the Obamas, and help shape his domestic and foreign policies.

Isn't that lovely? The little triage of community organizing thugs are reuniting under one posh roof again. At least this time Barack is footing the bill. Threesome jokes aside, what people should be wondering is why Jarrett needs to live on campus with Barry and Michelle once more. People can work together closely without shacking up under the same colossal roof. So why, pray tell, do the Obamas need Valerie living in their home? Ponder that a second, we'll loop back around in a jiffy.

Yes, the aim is clear, I get that. The Obamas are sticking around DC to battle the orange-coifed commander every breathing minute they have. If you thought Obama was going to retire to Hawaii for splashing in the sun, think again. The plan was likely always to live in and around DC... if a Republican won. Left-wing talking heads who fancy themselves comedians (uh, no) comment on the regular how Trump is an egotist. And he probably is. But no one has nailed the practices of narcissism quite like Barack Hussein Obama.

Certainly one of Obama's aims is to protect his legacy. Despite America wanting to break it in half then shove it down the disposal. Matters not. Obama has always cared about Obama more than he ever cared for America. Despite what his dunderheaded lemmings believed.

But the real point I need addressed is why oh why Jarret has to live with the Obamas. See, people can and do work together all the time without living together. This cohabitation has tickled my conspiracy theorist bone a bit. Do they not want to be out of communication, or is there distrust of communications being heard by others?

Maybe I'm just paranoid.

Lastly, you think Trump is going to take this lying down? That's cute.

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