Apparently we here at LwC were hasty in calling this the dumbest review of Captain America: Civil War that you'll read. No, that would be this one...where the author was upset they didn't make Captain America and Bucky gay.

No seriously. This is what keeps leftists up at night.

When Captain America: Civil War directors Joe and Anthony Russo went on a publicity tour for the latest installment in Marvel’s Avengers franchise, they were very careful not to throw cold water on the popular fan theory that Steve “Captian America” Rogers and Bucky “The Winter Soldier” Barnes were more than friends. “People can interpret the relationship however they want to interpret it,” Joe Russo said while visiting China. “People have interpreted that relationship all kinds of ways, and it’s great to see people argue about it what that relationship means to them. We will never define it as filmmakers, explicitly, but however people want to interpret it they can interpret it.”

So while Marvel was likely never going to make the homoerotic subtext of Cap and Bucky into text, would it really have hurt to keep their relationship more ambiguous? As if to put the nail in the coffin of speculation, Bucky and Cap paused for a moment in the middle of snowy Siberia to reminisce about their days chasing skirts in pre-War Brooklyn. It’s a sweet, human bonding moment but one that also bristles with heterosexual virility. If Disney isn’t inclined to give audiences a gay superhero, couldn’t they have at least left us the dream of Bucky and Cap?

What is it with leftist's obsession in making everyone gay? And don't tell me it's about them being underrepresented in art and culture, just because...lol, no. Even when everything is hyper gay, it still isn't hyper gay enough. Sit for a second and try to come up with one, just ONE, current TV show where there isn't a gay storyline. Even though the homosexual population in the USA is well under 3%. Yes, really. What TV show currently on the air does not have a gay or transgender storyline?

Would it kill these people to read the comics before writing this garbage? They do know these movies are all based on well established characters, right?

Rhetorical question. Leftists in Hollywood have an agenda to push, and what better vehicle to push the gay train than through Captain AMERICA. Who has a star on his chest. He represents AMERICA. Yes, my use of all caps is meant as yelling. Leftists want to turn Captain America's friendship with Bucky into a gay one. Because gay is the new patriotic thing to do.

This is why we can't have nice things. It's why men can no longer be men around each other. That's the real homophobia of the day, if you're wondering. Seeing gayness in places where there is no gay. Sometimes people of the same sex can just. be. friends. Remember those days? Yeah, me neither.

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