Next time you laugh at a picketing soy boy, think again. That's a soy man. And he's "standing up against the animal holocaust," according to the vegan activists in the video below. They're on a quest to not kill animals. Not killing humans, on the other hand? Meh. That's less of a thing among animal activists.

In fact, some are willing to exchange a few human lives if it means saving more piggies.

Farmers are receiving death threats from "militant" animal welfare activists, the BBC's Victoria Derbyshire programme has been told.

Reporter Amber Haque has spent time with farmers and vegan group The Save Movement, which says it has a non-violent approach to campaigning.

"You do get death threats, which is quite ironic coming from people that want peace for animals and everything. But then they tell you that 'I hope you and your family go and die in a hole for what you do.'"

Veganism 2018: Threatening the livelihoods and lives of farmers for daring to make a living (see BERKELEY: Crazed Protesters Force Butcher Shop to Post Sign Against Animal Slaughter). Thou shalt go meatless or die. Because pigs are like dogs! Just uglier and smellier and... not the same at all.

Oh, and they're also waaaay tastier.

Here comes my favorite part. Are your ears ready? This thought diarrhea is a tad explosive.

Vegan activist: "I'm defending animals. I'm speaking for animals. If abolitionists didn't speak up for what happened back then with slaves, it would've never been abolished. I'm sure it makes slave owners angry to not have their slaves picking their cotton for them. We want their job not to directly involve a victim."

Slaves, holocaust victims, a slab of bacon. Same difference.

An interesting aside here, how many of these "animal abolitionists" do you think are against abortion? How many of them are actually speaking up for the voiceless human beings, like the unborn or those sucked into modern human trafficking? Just something to chew on. Like a delicious hunk of pork tenderloin.

Vegans, this is why nobody likes you. Calm down and eat a ham sandwich.

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