Venezuela, in case you need a refresher, is a colossal shartstorm (see Socialist Venezuelan Government Seizes General Motors Plant and Venezuela Confiscates Civilian Guns. ARMS Socialist Regime...). In perfectly socialist fashion, the regime has managed to disarm the populace and arm itself in one fell swoop. Guess what they're up to now? Shooting anyone who dares oppose them.

Don't act surprised...

Translation: Venezuelan guard shoots and hits a woman recording with her cell phone inside her house. #OUTRAGEOUS

Translation: SHE WAS SHOT INSIDE HER HOUSE: This is the Venezuelan who was injured while recording the repression of GNB (Bolivarian National Guard of Venezuela) inside her house.

Notice how these are the stories Bernie fails to mention in his sputtering spit showers socialist speeches. He always skips on past to other places like Denmark (see Denmark to Bernie Sanders: 'Shut Up, We're Not Socialists!'). Meanwhile, these spicy southerners get naught but the cold shoulder from their comrade. Because these aren't exactly the breadlines he was imagining. Starvation and government shootings? A bit too socialist for his blood. No thanks.

Fortunately for us, we can learn from Venezuela's socialist booboos. And they've made plenty. Starvation, violence, gun confiscation, store raids, and factory seizures are all results of the policies Bernie and Hillary seek to implement in the States.

Also fortunately for us, we managed to stop the Hairless Wonder and Her Thighness this time around. Dodged a couple of balding and chinless bullets there.

Dear American leftists, behold your beloved socialism in action. Speaking of which, rather than trying to make America into a socialist pit, might I suggest a trip to Venezuela instead. I hear Caracas is lovely this time of year...

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