Say it with me, now: men are men and are not women. Women are women and are not men. Men born men will die men. Women born women will die women. A man cannot be born into a woman's body, and a woman cannot be born into a man's body. Men are generally physically stronger than women. Women are generally physically weaker than men. Men can do amazing things with their strong bodies that women cannot. Women can do amazing things with their bodies that men cannot (like creating life). But to the left, we are all the same. To the left, men who say they're women are women and can, therefore, cheat and steal what belongs to women. Like JayCee Cooper, the trans athlete shit stick barred from USA Powerlifting due to him wanting to compete as a woman while being a man. Check out VICE's propaganda video dripping with narratives and short on facts:

Usually, comment sections are where dreams to go die, but if you have a minute, check out the dislike ratio on VICE's attempt to sell that which isn't real.

Did you see the glaringly obvious problem? I guess it's not fair to just say there was one problem. JayCee says he's not allowed to compete. That's probably not true. He's likely allowed to compete as a man since JayCee is a man. But USA Powerlifting isn't letting JayCee compete as a woman. Because he's not a woman.

This isn't that hard to understand, but look how VICE sells this crap:

JayCee Cooper has been an athlete for most of her life. As a teenager, she made it to the World Junior Curling Championships in 2007. Later, after she came out as transgender, she joined a roller derby team. Now, she’s a powerlifter who trains five days a week, in her basement gym. But despite her experience and training regimen, the country’s leading powerlifting organization, USA Powerlifting, doesn’t want her to compete — because it says that would be unfair to other athletes competing in the women’s category.

HIS life. HIS life. He is a dude, and kind of a douchey one. I will not walk this back. Men who try to compete as women are not only weak men, they're shitty ladies. Except they're not even ladies. But they are shitty. Related: Sorry, But Endorsing Transgenderism Actually Makes You a Bad Person.

I frankly don't care how much JayCee trains in his basement gym. Because if I wanted to train in my garage gym five days a week, getting swole and strong, I likely still wouldn't be as strong as JayCee what with JayCee being a dude. So it's blatantly unfair of JayCee to enter into a competition of strength with me, as it would be unfair of me to challenge JayCee to a race of Who Can Get Pregnant the Fastest.

I will always win.

But wait, because then VICE tries saying testosterone isn't that big of a deal. I poop you not.

As for testosterone, the hormone does have an impact on human physiology — including on muscle — but “you can't assume that the people with the highest levels of testosterone do better,” Karkazis says. And more fundamentally, testosterone can’t be used to create a clear distinction between male and female athletes — or cis and trans athletes, for that matter — because there’s complete overlap across genders between the amount of testosterone that people produce.

Hang on, I think I have a gif for this occasion:

There's so much science in this video, just watching it has transformed my attire into a lab coat. Beekers have replaced all my coffee mugs. A microscope has suddenly appeared where my television once sat. But strangely, I still have no penis despite all these trans narratives suggesting sex is a spectrum. Guess I'll have to keep using Google Maps for directions, rather than just knowing where to go via my innate, interchangeable man-ness.

Look, testosterone plays a huge role in male development, as estrogen plays a huge role in female development. That's not intolerance or bigotry, it's biology. Biology doesn't care about fairness, transgender agendas, Ilhan Omar, or whether or not AOC knows what to do with a garbage disposal. Biology cares about continuing, for humans that means sexual reproduction. So we have different, complementary parts and roles on this here planet, which means we're different.

So once more with feeling: men are men and are not women. Women are women and are not men. All those who say otherwise are liars, science-deniers, and probably big effing assholes who might try to bench press heavy while wearing an ugly ponytail thinking that's all it takes to be a lady. Screw you.

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