Late nights at the Waffle House have been resembling AEW Dynamite as of late. Nothing good ever happens after midnight. Not when customers are drunk and looking for greasy breakfast foods. Chairs start flying. People get hit with foreign objects. We're a viral video away from having a straight-up superkick party over a disagreement about extra syrup.

But these cats are taking the wrestling thing a bit too far:

I've been a sports entertainment fan long enough to smell a work when I see it. And if for some reason I thought this was a shoot fight, one look at the dude's bio shows he's the "hottest indy wrestler/rapper" right now. God bless them! You are out grinding away on the indies. You need to do whatever you can to get the major wrestling companies to notice. Staging a fight where unprofessional wrestling matches go viral on the regular is the perfect way to go.

And the Waffle House is the perfect location. We're at a point in content where people go looking for these videos.

The chair ninja one from the holidays took over the internet.

Some of the videos even provide their own commentary and history packages.

If anything, it would be disrespectful to the wrestlers who came before them to NOT stage a fight at a Waffle House. It's only a matter of time before a forward-thinking promoter books a Waffle House Death Match.

Book these men, Tony Khan!

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