Happy Ramadan. Where pro-women, not at all problematic Muslims practice their Religion of Peace(TM) by attacking a waitress for serving wine. Slut had it coming.

Oh but wait, details are trickling in... she didn't serve the wine to the Muslims? But to someone else who was in the restaurant? A non-Muslim customer? Like...like waitresses are expected to do?! Double slut!

The woman, a practising Muslim of Tunisian origin, was working on the terrace of the Vitis Café in Nice when she was reportedly insulted by two passers-by on Wednesday.

The men are said to have started to abuse her when they saw she was serving alcohol to customers, The Times reported.

She said one of the men screamed she was a “whore” and slapped her across the face, leaving her with a black eye after she was knocked to the ground.

Well one does. Like I said, a woman serving wine to customers? WHORE!

The waitress, who did not give her name for fear of reprisals, said: “One of them said to me in Arabic: 'You should be ashamed of yourself for serving alcohol during Ramadan �if I was God I would hang you'”.

No word on if it was a red or a white.

Okay, so not to brag about my religion or anything, but Jesus turned water into wine because a wedding party ran out of wine. Plus his mother told him to do it. According to every single Biblical scholar, Jesus did as his mother asked. He didn't deck her.

These Muslims slapped a woman and called her a whore. For serving the wine at a place where wine is served. Let the story of Jesus' miracle act as a sort of compare/contrast exercise for you. You know, for if you ever need something challenging to think about. Perhaps save it for long car rides.

Am I saying some religions are better than others? Yes. Am I sorry about it?

Once again, the Religion of Peace strikes again. Strikes a woman who wasn't asking to be judged by Muslim men. Also, who wants to be the first commenter to say something inane like "Not all Muslims," or "Muslims are super peaceful," or my favorite, "Muslims are chilled out, moderate people."

Because please, I'll get a great laugh out of it. Lord knows we all could use a good laugh.

Last thing before signing off this story. Do you think anyone decked these maggots back? Do you think anyone tackled these turd bombs to the ground, then pummeled them for smacking a woman?

No. This did, after all, happen in France. Remember the story where two Americans saved a French train full of people from terrorism? Hopefully you're catching the not-so-subtle, xenophobic insult I'm plastering between the lines.

Right. I saw no mention of any strapping man stepping in and even so much as giving these two crapweasels an atomic wedgie.

Oh, and about those "moderate Muslims" meme. Watch this before launching a hashtag campaign...

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