This is what happens when you go to audition to be zombie #5 at your community theatre's performance of Michael Jackson's "Thriller," stop to do an above-average amount of drugs on the way, get confused, and wind up at Walmart. It's always Walmart.

No one knows what drove this man to find himself getting stabby at the self check out. We only know a lesson that, more often than not, a person learns the hard way. Look out behind you!

If more people would watch professional wrestling, they would know this.

Not that our friend here knows his Jon Rollins from his Seth Moxley. And his Tribal Chief would appear to be "the guy" who provided him with the pharmaceuticals that left him in the state he was in. But you should always watch your six. Hiiiiiiiigh or not, this isn't something that needs to be explained.

Walmart was extra Walmarty in 2022. Karen went bowling in the aisle while creaming about black lives and her p*ssy. Other Karen (who was of course wearing a mask) had a meltdown when a customer got within six feet of the self-checkout. Some creepy dude was caught lurking the day after he was released from jail as a sex offender. Then, every so often, the time for talk was done and the time for fists was now.

2023 is getting off on the right foot. If anyone remembers to do it for the content, it's the people of Walmart.

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