Here's my brilliant idea. A Waffle House/Walmart combo. It could be a Waffle House in a Walmart. A Walmart in a Waffle House. They can be adjoining buildings in the same strip mall. There are engineers and architects better at working out the schematics. My only request is that all security guards come with equipment with a smartphone so we get that sweet, sweet content.

Today, the content takes the form of a half-naked dude pouring milk over himself.

I'm willing to chalk up my man here to NOT have a psychotic episode. We've seen plenty of those take part at the checkout, and those are different. We're going to file Mr. Milk under the classic "guys being dudes." He could have lost a bet. He could be pledging a fraternity. That's a fraternity and not a FRAT. Because you would never call your mother a "moth" or your country a...

Or, he and his boys could have just been bored. And when bored guys are being dudes, we do things for no other reason than sh*ts and giggles. On this day, this meant stripping down to your drawers, pouring milk on yourself, and screaming jibberish.

Mr. Milk, we salute you.

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