Poor Walter. He woke up expecting carpe the f*ck out of this diem. Instead, he finds himself hiding in a classroom and pulling the door closed for dear life. Big Red Hannah was pissed and on a rampage. And if she has her druthers, Walter will be muderized by day's end. Our latest in the series of "dafuq is going on in schools these days" videos dropped. Like most of the internet, I have questions.

All we know is that Hannah is cross with Walter. And the teacher on duty thinks it's serious enough to call security and tell Walter to hide in her room.

The big question is what Walter did, if anything, to set Big Red off in a frothy rage. It's all anyone is talking about in the comment section:

"I'm here. I'm invested. what did Walter do???"

"Let that door go as she falls RUN WALTER!!!"

"I have absolutely no idea what’s going on here, but I thank God that I’m not Walter."

"Walter holding that door for his life."

"Praying the algorithm takes me to what happens next. I’m scared for Walter did he make it out alive?"

We may never know what Walter did. Perhaps he deadnamed Hannah, but if that were the case the teacher would let Hannah beat Walter to death with his own shoes in the name of tolerance. Walter could owe Hannah money from the Super Bowl. It would have been a rookie mistake. Never take a bet with a woman big enough to look like she eats people your size for breakfast.

Or, it could have been something as simple as unrequited love. Hannah asked Walter to Winterfest '23. Walter isn't into Hannah like that. Hannah in a fit of rage decides if she can't have Walter, no one can.

Whatever is causing the drama, we here at the Louder with Crowder Dot Com website ask everyone to keep Walter in your prayers. He might still be stuck in the classroom waiting for Hannh to tire herself out.

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