In case you've been out of the loop, crazy Chicagoans be torturing handicapped white boys. While live streaming it on Facebook. It's the monster's way. But predictably, leftists would have everyone believe this was all just youthful hijinks. #Kids. While also twisting the story like a gluten-free pretzel to fit the progressive narrative. Take, for example, the writers at The Washington Post, who are using this case to call Trump voters racist. Lest your head be spinning from the plot twist, I give you a pull quote:

If you believe discrimination against white people is rampant, that Donald Trump supporters face persecution, that Chicago is a war zone, and the media is dishonest, then your entire worldview is likely to be confirmed by one awful story.

The pro-Trump Infowars website described the episode under a provocative headline: “White man kidnapped, gagged, beaten by racist black anti-Trump gang.”

Because a white man was kidnapped and gagged by racist black anti-Trump people. Since there were four of them, a "gang" is an apt vocabulary choice. Alas, sometimes if your cranium is filled not with brains, but the batting pulled out of a teddy bear by a bored dog, words are challenging.

The message in conservative media is clear: Reverse discrimination — particularly against white Trump voters — is a big problem that the liberals in the media refuse to acknowledge. Oh, and by the way, Chicago (the part inhabited mostly by black people, anyway) is a super-dangerous place, just like Trump said.

Okay, I'm going to set aside time later this week to come up with even more insults for people whose skulls lack the proper cognitive, neuron-laced organ more commonly known as a "brain." Because that last passage has me flummoxed. Poor Callum Borchers, the writer of this article. He has more in common with the fictional Scarecrow of Oz than he does with you and me. Pray for him.

Firstly, this glowing jewel of not-intelligence starts his article, about a white boy being tortured by a gang of anti-Trump blacks, by denigrating Trump voters. Classy. Secondly, we've seen countless crimes committed against people who supported Trump by intolerant leftists. This torturing case is simply the most recent. Since running an internet search requires the activation of healthy neurons, lemme just list a few.

• Liberal Refuses to Help Woman Stranded in Show. Because of Her Trump Sticker...
• Hillary Supporters Beat the Crap Out of Trump-Voter
• California's Pro-Hillary Protesters Turn to Rioting, Violence
• Clinton-Supporter Beats Elderly Woman with a Chair. For Voting Trump

Thirdly, Chicago isn't exactly a shining example of love. It's the feminist armpit of Illinois. Crime there isn't really newsworthy, it's just Chicago. You can thank the Democrats for that since they hold all the scepters of the city. So conservatives who point out Chicago is a dung heap? They're not racist, hateful bigots. They're observant followers of reality. The Windy City has more murders per year than Michael Moore has pounds. An analogy with fat shaming. Two birds, one grenade.

But again, all this critical thinking requires a tool with which to think. #BrainPrivilege

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