Quick setup: Adam Schiff, a congressman from California, got his Depends in a twist over Trey Gowdy. Probably because Trey Gowdy isn't a sissy-la-la-bedwetting gimp. But Schiff said it was because Trey Gowdy was "prostrating" himself for Trump, giving Trump whatever Trump wanted.

Trey Gowdy opened the cargo bay doors:

Adam will need his mommy to apply ointment to his chapped tushie:

Let me tell you this about Adam, Adam's had a terrible last couple of years. He wanted to be the attorney general under Hillary Clinton and no one in the country worked harder to protect her than Adam Schiff. He wanted to be the head of the CIA. He wanted to run for California and the run for Senate and the People's Republic of California, but he couldn't win either of those seats. So, now, now, he wants to be the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. Speaking of the apocalypse, Adam Schiff wants to be the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee.

If you ever have -- I don't know -- a couple of three months with nothing else to do, I want you to go back, Jason, and think of all the things you would not know if you had taken Adam Schiff's advice. You wouldn't know the whole -- the spontaneous reaction to a video was a hoax in Libya. You would never have read the first Chris Stevens email. You wouldn't know that Hillary Clinton had this unique email arrangement with herself because Adam Schiff did everything in his power to keep you from finding out.

Pro-tip for Democrats: pick on someone your own size. Like a gerbil. Maybe a grasshopper. Plenty of those varmints this time of year. Something small enough when you issue a prissy little slap, your opposition doesn't wallop you with such force, your face concaves. Plastic surgeon on aisle Schiff.

Go insult Dora the Explorer. Don't go insulting Neegan.

We're no longer living in a time where the liberal media has a monopoly on information. So when Adam Schiff tells Wolf Blitzer "Trey Gowdy is just a meanie pants butt head" Trey Gowdy can sashay over to FoxNews to run through a laundry list of all the ways Adam Schiff is the Democrat Party's version of herpes.

It's also delightfully rich how the Democrats suddenly care about kissing up to a president. When not a single Republican voted for Obama's "Affordable Care Act." Yet the Democrats passed it in the middle of the night, without even reading it. As Nancy Pelosi reminded us. Plus, as Gowdy points out, he's never met Trump. Opposing the chicanery of the FBI is hardly kissing Trump's tochus.

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