Maybe I'm just an idiot, but how does a man dressed as a woman dressed as a slutty clown performing a strip-like dance, thus triggering one's gag reflex, promote books? Someone explain it to me like I'm six. I just fail to see the connection between twerking weirdos and inspiring our youths to read. Like this walking freak stick. He performed a strippy strip dance while dick-equipped for a group of young children and their parents who deserve a stern talking to. Not a yelling at, no, no. A quiet, close in, chilling lecture. The kind your mom gave to you that sent poos sliding right out of your rectum. According to the tweet, this happened in King County, Washington. Home of Starbucks, Microsoft, and heroin needles in the streets.

Full disclosure, though the tweet is from yesterday, the twerk princess dirtied it up during the summer vacation months.

To be perfectly clear, I don't care if men want to dress as lady clowns and get their freak on. But why are men dressing as lady clowns and getting their freak on at a public library, a building and institution which is technically owned and operated at the behest of taxpayers? Further, why are teenagers and young children the target audience of such adult shows better suited for a seedy bar sandwiched between two perpetually dark buildings on the bad side of town?

Obviously this is another attempt to indoctrinate the youth with toxic leftism, sold under the guise of "promoting reading." Why else host these ugly cock bags at a LIBRARY?

Promoting reading is best executed with good books. Remember when everyone read Harry Potter? No one needed to inspire any child to read with men in dresses swinging their twigs and berries when we were all theorizing about Snape. I'm just saying.

Also, not all of these blokes performing sexualized dances for young people are just doing it for the fun of wearing bras and fishnet stockings. Some of these dildos are actually child predators. Here: Library Admits Registered Sex Offender Participated in Drag Queen Storytime and ANOTHER Child Sex Offender Discovered at 'Drag Queen Story Time'. I guess that should be "stunning and brave" child predators. God forbid someone accuse me of hate speech while I'm insulting 2019's answer to rabies.

Last but not least, all the parents who ushered Braden and Echo to this event should be slapped unconscious with sex toys. My guess is there are plenty of sex toys on hand in the vehicles driven by Lady Penis Face and his/her band of Merry Hairy Fairies. Obviously I'm not actually endorsing these parents being exposed to sex toy violence. But nor am I condemning it. Same goes to those fine gentleman parading around in mini skirts and corsets, by the way.

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