Hillary Clinton just desperately wants to be liked. It usually turns out pretty entertaining (see Hillary: 'I Can't be Establishment Because I Have a Uterus'). She'll say anything to get people to vote for her - especially black people - and it's getting fairly obvious to anyone with ears. If you haven't blocked them to avoid the cackle. Hillary may have just gotten to point where she doesn't even try to hide it anymore. I'm fairly convinced she doesn't care at all. Just listening to her talk in the cringe-worthy video below is proof enough. Trigger warning: it's bad.

I'm embarrassed just watching the video. She literally doesn't give a single crap if she sounds disingenuous. Is that supposed to be liberating or something? Because it sure as heck isn't presidential. Can you imagine this sort of attitude in a room with, say, Putin?

Hillary: we get it. You listened to a Beyoncé song once. But just that one time, then you hired the re-listening to some poor, underpaid schmuck in your campaign. Because you underpay your staff. Especially the women. Not that we can blame you, though. "Formation" is a horrible song.

But let's stop for a second and ask a larger question. Hot sauce in her purse. Hillary thinks hot sauce is going to qualify her to the entire black demographic. Hot sauce. I'm insulted and I'm not even black. This is a perfect illustration of how little Democrats care about the minorities whose votes they try to buy. Also, is anyone else curious as to what kind of hot sauce this is? Did anyone maybe want to verify she wasn't being a racist pandering witch?

It's no wonder so many people, even Democrats, are turned off by Hillary. (Even Young, Liberal Women: 'Hillary, Enough with the Gender Card Crap!') They're beginning to see her for what she truly is: spineless. And judging by her fashion choices, probably also a closeted lesbian. Contrary to Hollywood's narrative, the LGBTQAI (silent F) isn't as large a group as they'd have you believe. The pantsuits won't give her an edge with the electorate.

Lesbian or no, the hot sauce in her purse, as pandering goes, is in bad taste. Not mildly bad, either. Extreme hot bad. Perhaps next time she should bring along some fried chicken and a watermelon for desert.

I know. Because that's totally what Hillary did.

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