The following is E. Jean Carroll, who has accused Trump of sexually assaulting her in 1996. Naturally this means she's the new media darling, making the media rounds. But on Anderson Cooper's show, she said rape is sexy. You gotta see this:

That sound you hear is CNN's ratings momentarily spiking to watch this real life train wreck, followed by an even steeper nosedive into irrelevance.

But wait, because normally I'd make this into two posts, but I'm feeling spicy. Here's E. Jean with Alyson Camerota acting weirder still and completely nuts.

What I'm about to type isn't going to be popular. E. Jean Carroll accused Trump of raping her in 1996. So let's strap into the way back machine to see who Trump was married to in 1996. Just for a little compare and contrast. It'll be fun, I promise. Trump was wed to Marla Maples, featured here:

As you can see, she's a smoke show. Also, she's still hotAF.

Does this mean men with hot wives are not also creepy rapists? Of course not. See also Harvey Weinstein. But I'm just having a hard time seeing this one. Trump had women throwing themsleves at him. No, I don't think Trump is a saint. But raping E. Jean Isanity? I don't see it. Not when he's been married to, thus far, three seriously smoking hot ladies. Again, I know this isn't popular.

Here's another not popular take: E. Jean Carroll, who says rape is sexy, shouldn't be trusted or credible. Just based on the freakshow you and I both just watched multiple times, whoa.

For the record, rape is not sexy. So we're clear.

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