Two random bros were walking outside Twitter HQ carrying cardboard boxes with stuff in it. Corporate media was so desperate for a story about Elon Musk firing people, they believed that "Rahul Ligma" was fired from his dream job.

CNBC and Bloomberg, according to TMZ, both ran headlines about how Twitter employees were leaving with all their belongings in boxes. A local news outlet interviewed Mr. Ligma. Mr. Ligma was, dare I say, shook. He clasped his lucky copy of Michelle Obama's book and said this would have never happened when Obama was president. Mr. Ligma even drives a Tesla, Elon Musk's other company, and had no idea how he would make his car payments.

Mr. Ligma also name-checked Brittney Spears, and claimed to be concerned about Elon owning Twitter, the future of democracy, and "celebrity conservatorship."

The last name "Ligma" is an internet meme. It's a setup so "Ligma" can reply with "Ligma Balls." As in, Lick My Balls. It's not unlike a good Deez Nutz joke. Corporate media would fall for deez nuts too if they fit their narrative (in their mouths).

Sitting inside Vagina Goode's old office, Elon Musk is reading this news. He's determining the 69% of Twitter's workforce that he's going to lay off at 4:20 on Monday. And he is saying to himself, "that was a good one."

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