Guys, this The Daily Show montage of Bernie's public access show from the 1980s is everything. You're welcome.

Let's start with Bernie's perpetual old-man syndrome. Because I'm forty-four. Which is only two years younger than Bernie in these videos. I shall never cry over a grey hair in my beard ever again. As for Sanders' views on stereotypes, I'll only say his opinions on the Irish aren't not accurate.

But watching the former mayor interact with children has me longing for Bernie Sanders to have his own children's show. Not that he should ever be near children. I'm sure the students still have nightmares when they see Bernie on TV today. These clips make Bray Wyatt's Firefly Funhouse look like Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. Michael Jackson's family watched these clips and said, "Awkward."

However on an unintentionally funny tip, the laughter from watching ninety-something-year-old looking forty-something-year-old Bernie Sanders interacting with the youths almost killed me.

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