Last week Chris Cuomo burned up the Twitterverse with a totally not stereotypical Italian mob rant against a guy who called him "Fredo." Michael Corleone's wimpy brother who broke his heart. Maybe Chris Cumo isn't a Fredo, but he is most certainly a piece of shit. Here are the top five reasons Cuomo is a floater in your toilet.

No, Chris Cuomo. Antifa isn't right. Girls shouldn't have to look at penises. Nick Sandmann isn't a racist traitor. But Chris Cuomo is explosive diarrhea. Just when you think it's safe to move about the bathroom... it isn't.

For more human contents of your toilet:

• WHAT A PIECE OF SH*T: Jussie Smollett!
• WHAT A PIECE OF SH*T: Brian Stelter
• Uh Oh. Chris Cuomo Referred to Himself as Fredo in Old Radio Interview
• Chris Cuomo Unloads the Crazy After Someone Calls him Fredo

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