The White House Correspondents' Dinner was this past weekend. It's an annual event where the journalsimers who cover the White House gather to give each other reach arounds over how awesome they think they are, while praising the failing institution they swear ISN'T the enemy of the people. One of the award winners, Axios's Alex Thompson, went viral for lightly criticizing his peers who, maybe, didn't cover Joe Biden falling apart before our very eyes as rigorously as they should have.

The event was supposed to be hosted by comedian AmberRuffin, but the WHCD decided that having a host who claims the Trump administration is a bunch of murderers might get in the way of the org trying to convince Americans the WHCD isn't the enemy of the people.

Thompson, for his part, is co-writing a book about the Biden cover-up with Jake Tapper... who was a part of covering Biden not knowing where he was, how all these people got in his room, or who pooped his pants. Not to be confused with the book about how out of it Biden was during debate prep. Or how he needed to be led around someone's living room like a child.

Seriously, f*ck these people.

Journalsimers didn't just ignore the story, they attacked anyone who didn't. They attacked Republicans for pointing out Biden's obvious decline, and they also attacked the credibility of other media outlets for pointing it out. The entire industry ganged up on the Wall Street Journal when they reported what people were saying behind the scenes. When Barack Obama needed to lead Joe Biden off stage, which we know because a LIBERAL entertainment reporter filmed it from the audience of a fundraiser, other media outlet's "fact" checked it as "misinformation".

Fast-forward a few weeks to the Trump debate, when the left and the media (but I repeat myself) couldn't hide Biden's decline and had to force him out of the race. George Clooney wrotes for the New York Times that EVERYONE at the fundraiser knew there was something wrong with Biden and that he didn't have it mentally anymore (if he ever did in the first place).

Yes, the same fundraiser where the media told us the obvious decline was fake news.

One of these days, journalismers will take a look in the mirror and wonder if they're responsible for their sucktaclar reputation. It doesn't look like that day is any time soon.

So, again, f*ck these people.

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