"You are the bravest and most inspiring people I've ever known," says Joe Biden as LGBTQI+istan usurped control of the White House. It was such a joyous event, trans TikTok influencer Rose Montoya went t*ts out to celebrate their trans-joy. Because the Biden Administration still hasn't learned that if you live by the influencer, you also derp by the influencer.

Rose Montoya is an Idaho model who started transitioning in 2016, which I think means boy to girl? I'll give Rose credit for one thing. Unlike all the male-to-female athletes and Admiral Rachel Levine, Rose at least tries to pass the eyeball test kinda. Since I'm sure many of you get your news from right-wing outlets and have a biased view of Biden welcoming the L, Gs Bs, Ts, etc. as conquering heroes, here's Rose giving you a behind-the-scenes look.

Rose's footage takes place after Joe Biden signaled his surrender to LGBTQI+istan and ordered the Pride Battle Flag to be flown more prominently than the American flag on what used to be the White House. Dylan Mulvaney is our new president now. 1776 called and they want their boring three-color scheme back.

This is where the extreme left (aka mainstream Democrats and media) claim boobs broke the extreme right's brains. Quite the contrary. On behalf of the entire right-wing spectrum, we love boobs. On women, where they belong. But even if this was a run-of-the-mill cisgender stripper going t*ts out at the White House, it would still be inappropriate.

Unless the girls were some of Hunter Biden's whores. If those were the circumstances, there would be no record of it happening since Hunter Biden is a figment of conservatives' imagination.

Decency is on the ballot again in 2024. Whether or not Joe Biden is on the ballot is open for debate.

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