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New York City. If the penis balloons don't get you, random acts of boobery will. The New York City to Dublin portal was shut down when an OnlyFans star gave the Dubliners on the other end quite the mammary by showing them her chesticles. It resulted in the luck of the Irish running out and the portal getting shut down. Boob Girl is explaining her actions.

But first, you're probably wondering what the deuce a portal from Dublin to NYC is. It's an art exhibit, naturally! Artist Benediktas Gylys set up the 8ft tall sculpture, which allows Dubliners to watch a livestream of NYers and vice versa, as "a representation of our current state of humanity."

And while there was a lot of love, light, and smiles, there was also some "darkness, attention-seeking, people who are only thinking about themselves, trying to jump on the narrative to get more views and followers.”

Ava Louise was one of those attention seeking people. We are now learning the model had only the most patriotic of intentions in showing Dublin her New York homegrown potatoes. She tells Daily Star it was in retaliation for someone on the Dublin side showing a photo of the Twin Towers.

"Dublin showed NYC the twin towers, so it was only fair I showed them my twin towers to save our city from harassment. A lot of people are mad at me, but a lot of people think I personally saved NYC from the debauchery of the Irish people and thank me for it. I'm a hero."

In this patriotic dissenter's defense, there have been more embarrassing acts of defiance directed toward our country from the Irish.

The portal has been shut down while they figure out a way to prevent people from showing their titties. Ava Marie is content counting the money she has gotten from subscribers due to her publicity stunt. While showing your funbags in the name of progressive politics is ineffective because the bags of fun in question are usually sloppy and gross, using your jugs and/or knockers in the name of profit tends to work out for the person.

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