Caitlyn Jenner is set to pose on the cover of Sports Illustrated wearing nothing but an American Flag...and Bruce Jenner's Olympic medals. Never in the history of the English language would you ever think those words would be arranged in that way to make that sentence. The visual of it... I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Caitlyn Jenner will appear on a summer cover of Sports Illustrated wearing “nothing but an American flag and her Olympic medal,” a source reveals in the latest issue of Us Weekly.

The 66-year-old I Am Cait star (formerly known as Bruce) set a world decathlon record at the 1976 Montreal Summer Games. To celebrate the 40th anniversary of her win, she’ll pose with her gold medal for the first time post-transition, adds the source: “She’s excited about that.” (Her ex-wife Kris appeared topless with a medal during a 2007 photo shoot on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.)

There seems to be some confusion here. Caitlyn Jenner didn't do anything in the Olympics. All Caitlyn Jenner is known for is gracing the cover of a magazine as a man in a dress. It was BRUCE Jenner who won gold medals in the Olympics. It was BRUCE Jenner who, in all his "masculine" glory, who was the first to cross the finish line. CAITLYN Jenner just cross dresses.

Caitlyn Jenner is an entirely different person, or at least is supposed to be according to the "A Complete Idiot's Guide to Transgenderism" that leftists hand out at their rallies. Or, at least those were the old rules. Now that they can force their agenda on people any way they please, depending on their feelings, the rules of course change. "Transrules." Don't judge them, you hater.

Until now, Jenner says, she had stashed her “most prized possession” at the bottom of her makeup drawer.

Oh, COME ON!

Look, we've always actually tried to be fair towards her...him..., err...them (see Caitlyn Jenner Slams Hillary: ‘She Doesn’t Care About Women…’ and Caitlyn Jenner Endorses Ted Cruz. Gay Liberals RAGE!), but this?

If you want to hold on to your glory days as an Olympic athlete, may I suggest you also hold onto the identity which EARNED THE GOLD? How is this hard? If you're going to be the ambassador of tranny weirdness, is it too much to ask that you move forward with it? Keeping one hairy toe in your manly past, and one pedicured toe in your feminine future is...how do we say this? Trying to smash your cake and make the rest of us deem it beautiful. No thanks.

But wait... We found the archive footage of Caitlyn winning the gold! We take it all back!

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