It's clear Bill Clinton doesn't want his wife to win (see CLASSY: Bill Clinton Calls Trump Supporters ‘Rednecks’ and Video: Bill Clinton Smiles as Heckled ‘You’re a RAPIST’). Hell, can you blame him? Hearing stories about a mistress called the 'Energizer Bunny' might just explain why.

From the folks at Heat Street...

The Clintons’ inner circle was roiled by the forthcoming release of the book “The First Family In Detail: Secret Service Agents Reveal The Hidden Lives Of Presidents” by Clinton antagonist Edward Klein. The book alleged that Bill Clinton had a “blonde, buxom mistress” named Julie McMahon. The Secret Service reportedly nicknamed “The Energizer Bunny.”

McMahon was a neighbor of the Clintons in their adopted town of Chappaqua in New York’s exclusive Westchester County. Hillary’s close confidant Cheryl Mills sent a Daily Mail article about the book to Hillary campaign chair and former Bill chief of staff John Podesta.

Team Clinton immediately scheduled an evening conference call for 6:30 pm that night to discuss “the Energizer Bunny.”

To recap:

Bill Clinton already has a reputation for being a man-whore (SYNONYM: whore) and embarrassing his wife.

His wife already has a reputation for being okay with Bill having sex with other women, as long as she can be President.

Bill Clinton views this as a challenge and has sex with their neighbor. *insert "rising to the occasion" joke here*

Clearly, the Clinton campaign knew there to be at least some truth to this. I don't know about you, but I don't repeatedly call emergency meetings over something blatantly fake.

This could be America for the next four years. But don't say we didn't try to warn you...

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