I cop to not knowing what a Brother Bilaal or a Tasha K is. But this story is all over the tabloids, which makes it all over X and social media. As if Will Smith's life hasn't been made a mockery of enough this year after Jada Pinkett exposed the couple has been separated for years, now comes allegations that Will, on at least one instance in his life, preferred the company of men.

This is your one and only NSFW warning.

Brother Bilaal claims to be Will's former friend and assistant. He sat down with news personality and YouTuber Tasha K. The full interview will be released some time today, but in her preview, she shared this explosive allegation from Bilaal of the time he allegedly walked in on Smith with fellow actor Duane Martin.

Bilaal claimed without evidence, and I quote: "I opened the door to Duane’s dressing room and that’s when I see Duane having a*** sex with Will. There was a couch and Will was bent over the couch and Duane was standing up killing him, murdering him. It was murder in there.”

As if playing catcher isn't embarrassing enough, there were also allegations of... I'll let you figure this one out yourself: "If a woman is used to something the size of a baby's leg, and you come in with a pinky toe, there's nothing you can do to please her."

A representative for Will Smith denied the allegations to TMZ, claiming, "This story is completely fabricated, and the claim is unequivocally false." Smith is considering taking legal action against Bilaal.

I don't know how much worse things can get for the once-beloved actor. It started a few years ago when Jada turned him into the world's biggest cuck, making him sit there on her podcast while she told him she was banging another dude. She would then emasculate him on social media at every opportunity.

Then came the Oscars, where she had Will slap host Chris Rock after Rock made a joke about her being bald.

His mother should have never made him move in with his auntie and uncle in Bell-Air. Had Smith stayed in Philadelphia, he may not have the money and the awards, but he'd, if nothing else, have his dignity.

><><><><><><

Brodigan is Grand Poobah of this here website and when he isn't writing words about things enjoys day drinking, pro-wrestling, and country music. You can find him on the Twitter too.

Facebook doesn't want you reading this post or any others lately. Their algorithm hides our stories and shenanigans as best it can. The best way to stick it to Zuckerface? Sign up for our DAILY EMAIL BLASTS! They can't stop us from delivering our content straight to your inbox. Yet.