William Shatner is boldly going... Ok, no shameful Star Trek puns. The former Captain Kirk is bucking the celebrity trend of pledging to quit Twitter when Elon Musk takes over. He's doing the exact opposite. Shatner is issuing a declaration that he will REMAIN on Twitter when the "adorbs" Musk takes control of the bird app.

Yes. He called Musk "adorbs."

A man best known for playing himself in William Shatner cameos issued the following statement: "BTW, since it seems to be the latest “thing” on here. I’m stating that I’m staying on Twitter. Besides, I think Elon Musk is adorbs. Also, full disclosure: I’m trying to pitch Elon to hire me as the face of Twitter."

So while other blue checkmark celebrities have been acting like this:

William Shatner is handling business like this:

Making Shatner the face of Twitter isn't too much of an ask, either. Stranger things have happened, like--and this is just off the top of my head--Elon Musk buying Twitter. Musk also wants better sci-fi. Teaming up with Shatner could scratch that itch.

Heartbroken in this development is Jeff Bezos. Bezos is the second richest man, behind Musk. Critics say that, out of jealousy, Jeff Bezos is using the Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post to lash out at the more successful billionaire. When William Shatner went to actual space, it was because of Jeff Bezos. Now, Shatner is aligning himself with Elon Musk. Who, because he's vastly more successful than Bezos, would probably send Shatner to space and put him in charge of a colony. Or maybe just make Shatner the mayor of Star City, Texas.

Also--and this can't be stressed enough--like most drama queens who announce they are leaving Twitter, all the whiney celebs will be back within a month. With any luck, they'll be returning to Shatner's face on a blue bird body.

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