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Woke CultureJune 27, 2024
Woke festival goers have a vegan alternative to cocaine they can't get enough of at the Glastonbury Festival
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Who would have guessed that cocaine is not vegan?
Festival goers at Glastonbury Festival in England spent the night enjoying vegan cocaine or “woke-caine”, if you will, as well as balloons filled with laughing gas.
Alert - Woke-caine at Glastonbury: Revellers enjoy 'vegan alternatives to cocaine' and laughing gas at Worthy Farm on first night - as campers brave the public showers on day two of festival https://t.co/Ff1ngU6N2b pic.twitter.com/RMdaUf5e2c
— Alert Content (@thealertcontent) June 27, 2024
Glastonbury kicked off with a bang last night - with revellers seen enjoying laughing gas balloons and buying 'vegan alternatives to cocaine' at the start of a five-day music extravaganza.
Around 200,000 festival-goers are descending on Worthy Farm to enjoy a weekend at the iconic music event being headlined by Dua Lipa, Coldplay and country legend Shania Twain.
Last night, festivalgoers were pictured inhaling 'laughing gas' from balloons on the grass. Elsewhere, a small mobile cart saw entrepreneurs flogging little bottles claiming to contain the 'vegan alternative to cocaine'.
Unclear if Just Stop Oil will be making an appearance to disrupt the event and call for the global end of fossil fuels, as they demand world leaders enable a carbon tax. OR if they are already at the event enjoying their woke-caine and laughing gas.
Ah, Glastonbury! Where the woke and the greenies gather to venerate mother earth - and make a vile, fetid, and disgusting mess for other people to clear up after them!
And this after Saint Greta had spoken! pic.twitter.com/hr4lKrMjbB
— Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. (@HannahIamthest1) June 26, 2024
The brand, Karmaceuticals, advertises its product on Facebook as a 'tool' to 'help you be your best authentic self and boss Glasto weekend like an absolute legend'. The substance is not actually cocaine and is legal to sell. It claims to prevent 'over-consumption, over-stimulation and burn-out' by sustaining high octane levels.
On the website, the festival claims it is dedicated to saving the world from climate change. But does anyone have any faith that the result will be anything but one giant litter fest? Just look at what happened last year.
Glastonbury - So green. So Woke. So full of s*** pic.twitter.com/mkAXRq4maS
— Knights Templar International (@KnightsTempOrg) June 28, 2023
And on top of that, some dubbed this year's lineup as the "worst of all time."
"I honestly cannot conceive of a worse experience than standing in a muddy field surrounded by ageing woke lawyers, civil servants and advertising executives."
Mike Graham says Glastonbury has become the epitome of "smug champagne socialists" and is his idea of hell.@Iromg pic.twitter.com/kZMFdylwLt
— Talk (@TalkTV) March 15, 2024
LOL to calling out Coldplay for vowing not to perform anymore to save the planet. Yet, they are performing for the third year in the world. LOL.
You could not pay me to attend this woke-fest.
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