Fake rape claims are becoming quite the trend among wild-eyed she beasts. We've seen plenty in the last year alone (see Woman Makes Up Fake Rape Story. Because She Was 'Traumatized' By Election... and Rape Culture? Woman Fakes Rape, Kidnapping to Con Boyfriend). Well, here's another one to add to the list. This UK woman accused a soldier of rape and proceeded to ruin his life. The only catch? You guessed it. All a load of bupkis.

Rebecca Palmer, from Swindon, Wiltshire ... made the fake allegations against a 22-year-old soldier serving with the King's Royal Hussars, based in Tidworth.

[The] chief crown prosecutor said: 'Rebecca Palmer indulged in consensual sexual activity with the victim, but on being rejected by him embarked on a malicious campaign which led to him being arrested on more than one occasion and held in custody for periods of time.

The defendant became so embroiled in her own lies that she told others, and the police, that she was pregnant but on questioning claimed to have lost the baby during a purported suicide attempt.

The soldier's only crime? Sleeping with a crackpot. Big mistake. HUGE.

This gal really did a number on his life and reputation. Thankfully it all ended blowing up in her smug little face.

The 26-year-old woman [was] jailed for five years for falsely claiming she had been raped by [the] soldier. [She was] found guilty at Winchester Crown Court of four offences of perverting the course of justice.

People who knew Palmer today described her as a 'vile, lying bully.'

She'll have plenty of time to think about her bad decisions in the clink. Like that thinning bowl cut.

This is why due process is a thing. You know, the thing feminist warthogs want to do away with (see Kesha Claims Rape With No Proof. Feminists Protest Due Process...). If it were up to the Amy Schumers of the world, this withered hag would be getting showered with victim awards while an innocent man rots in a jail cell. No thanks.

PSA for guys: make sure the woman you're about to engage in a little hanky-panky is not, in fact, completely out of her gourd.

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