When do possibly serious allegations cross over to a partisan witch hunt? When Gloria Allred or her daughter Lisa Bloom is involved. Bloom arranged for Trump accusers to be compensated for coming out against him. Hide your shock.

Hand over the president's phone. His tweets are going to be lit as soon as he reads this exclusive report from The Hill.

California lawyer Lisa Bloom’s efforts included offering to sell alleged victims’ stories to TV outlets in return for a commission for herself, arranging a donor to pay off one Trump accuser’s mortgage and attempting to secure a six-figure payment for another woman who ultimately declined to come forward after being offered as much as $750,000, the clients told The Hill.

The women’s accounts were chronicled in contemporaneous contractual documents, emails and text messages reviewed by The Hill, including an exchange of texts between one woman and Bloom that suggested political action committees supporting Hillary Clinton were contacted during the effort.

Bloom told The Hill she had no contact with Clinton or her campaign, but declined to address any contacts with super PACs that supported the Democratic presidential nominee.

Out of the goodness of her heart? Because #YesAllWomen said #MeToo? Ha! You must be new here. Because it certainly seems there was a bit of collusion in the works between Bloom and some of Hillary's flying monkey pacs, no? Allegedly and stuff.

And while she noted she represented sexual harassment victims for free or at reduced rates, she also acknowledged a standard part of her contracts required women to pay her commissions as high as 33 percent if she sold their stories to media outlets.

You know all those jokes about lawyers being greedy vampires? Yes you do. "What's worse, Lestat or your attorney?" "What's the difference?" There, I just made one up for you. You're welcome. Stories like this, where Attorney Bloom is trying to bank on accusations against a presidential candidate, only bolster claims lawyers are dishonest blood-suckers. I'm just saying.

More big picture wise, it's remarkable how a political opposition who hates Donald Trump more than a cancer, created by Hitler, manages to keep proving his point for him. Every time Trump says "This is, frankly, a conspiracy against me, truthfully, drain the swamp," the creatures from the Black Lagoon reveal themselves as trolls.

Now how are we to believe real accusers from Bloom payoffs?

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