If there is an open secret in Hollywood, there's an above average chance Seth MacFarlane has made fun of it on Family Guy (see Did Family Guy Warn Us About Kevin Spacey in 2005? and Caitlyn Jenner SHOCKER! Family Guy Warned Us Six Years Ago). It's quite amazing, really. To test this theory, I searched John Travolta and Family Guy on the YouTubes.

But wait, there's more.

We're not done.

Look, as of 7:37 this morning (EST), Travolta hasn't responded to the sexual battery allegations by announcing he's now going to live his life as a gay man. I still have the over/under for that happening at noon. "Being suddenly gay" erases all past molestation charges, after all. Just ask Kevin Spacey how well that's going. He has the time. What with being booted from all projects since Hollywood can no longer peddle him as a "serious actor." Even though they knew the whole time he had a predilection for prepubescent dicks.

Now it's John John's turn to stare down the one-eyed snake. These new allegations will be harder to let go than butchering Idina Menzel's name before she let it go.

Maybe we should comb through Family Guy episodes for clips of who'll walk to the swinging penis gallows next. Being well hung will not help you.

Seems 'Family Guy' is full of easter egg clues, no?

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